Friday, September 16, 2011

Believe me, I won't bother

I know you guys probably get this spam all the time just like I do, but this one tickled me and I thought I'd share. And I quote, "this is not your everyday scam email."

From: Vladimir Kalinin [mailto:vladk@netsite.com]
Sent: Friday, September 16, 2011 4:10 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients
Subject: Hello

Hello,

I am an Investment Lawyer/Consultant, with a firm in America, Middle East, Europe and Southern Africa. And all this years I have handled investment fund for “Private Individuals” that in one way or the other want complete anonymity We have this client, that has large amount for investment and we are looking for trust worthy individual with viable project in areas of (Real Estate, Agriculture, Oil & Gas, and Construction).

Please note, that this is not your everyday scam email. If you are interested in handling and managing these huge funds kindly send your full details (Company's profile or personal details including telephone number) on my email address for more information, please do not bother to write back if you are not interested.

Vladimir S. Kalinin.

3 comments:

Petit fleur said...

The world gets a little more bizarre every minute. (I was going to say everyday, but realized that was not accurate.) :-)
xo

Ms. Moon said...

So did you write him back?

Mwa said...

That sentence is TOO funny!