Tuesday, August 23, 2011

spammers, don't waste my time

Dating for 50+ Singles
I'm 33. And married.

Free Viagra Samples and/or Penis Enlargement
I don't have one to get up or enlarge.

If you're going to cram up my email box, send me something I can use. Thank you.

.::.

UPDATE: Just got one for a Maid Service. Now we're talking! Ask and ye shall receive.

8 comments:

adrienne said...

guess they're casting a broad net?

hope you and yours are well. xo.

Steph(anie) said...

As a rule, that is their M.O. I just felt like doing something fruitless.

We are well and I hope you and yours are too.

Petit fleur said...

hee hee hee!

All This Trouble... said...

It's not a perfect system, Steph :o)

Steph(anie) said...

So few are.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

Fucking spammers. Half the time, they don't even use remotely good English. Of course, once in awhile, that's pretty funny.

Mwa said...

I need that! My cleaner left me. Ouch.

Murr Brewster said...

I'm a simple soul, but I really love the Viagra spam, especially if it's from a non-native speaker. "Get a noontime in your pants" is my current favorite.