Monday, April 5, 2010

tarred

I drank too much. I slept too little.

There is fucking chocolate everywhere. What does chocolate have to do with Jesus anyway?

My nearly 4 year-old son has acquired the sleep habits of a 4 month-old. I WANT TO GO BACK TO BED.

Oh, but the strawberries and ham (not together, necessarily) but definitely two of my favorite things on this planet.

Ham. Me as vegetarian = FAIL

DID I MENTION THAT I’M TIRED??? UGGH.

4 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

Chocolate has to do with everything.

Sarcastic Bastard said...

I'm tired, too, baby, and I dig ham!

Mwa said...

Tired is awful. Alcohol does make it better for a while, and then worse, eh?

All This Trouble... said...

Pork (especially ham and bacon) is nature's candy. Eat up! And get back to sleep.