Friday, October 31, 2008

Mixed Signals

WTF people? There is this commonly known guideline wherein if you are not handing out candy on Halloween, TURN YOUR PORCH LIGHT OFF. How hard is that? Don't decorate with zombies and jack-o-lanterns, leave your lights on, and then NOT answer the door! My feet hurt from walking past 40 empty, foreclosed houses and when I see a door that should be putting out I don't want to waste steps to it just for a tease.

Not to mention the way all the churches are screwing up a perfectly good holiday. Harvest? No thanks. I want skeletons and Oingo Boingo and chocolate.


Kristen said...

Bring ON the Dead Man's Party!!

Maggie May said...

oh snap